Welcome to this week’s installment of Can’t Care, Moviejawn’s weekly roundup of all the entertainment news we just can’t care about.
Francis Friel, The Projectionist
Uh this literally looks like a picture of the Godzilla toy I had when I was six. In fact when I first saw this online I had a borderline dissociative episode and thought someone had photoshopped my toy onto some terrified people running across the lawn of the Others City from season three of LOST. What?
Oh but in this movie he's "impossibly" huge. Oh but if he's impossibly huge how the fugg does he even fit in the ocean? Why does he care about humans? What goddam business could he possibly be attending to? Fucking Christ ugh I can't care.
Rosalie Kicks!, Old Sport
Guys. I'm not even sure why I am wasting my time penning this week's edition of Can't Care. No one is going to read it. No one is going to care. No one will have time for this. Everyone will be too busy RUNNING to the theater to see Clint Eastwood's latest compilation of moving images...shot on IMAX cameras...WHOA! Or wait... am I wrong? Maybe. I am wrong. Maybe no one wants to see this. Cause seriously, how many more times do we really need to see Hanks in this predicament? This has become a story that will never end.
The Projectionist shared this with me and I thought I would share:
Guys, this movie, can't care. I actually have to yet find someone make the statement: "Can't wait to see Sully." In fact - I know there have been people that have been thankful they didn't have to see it. Honestly, it is kinda like dodging a bullet. I've seen the trailer quite a few times before pretty much all major blockbusters this summer and this thing has brought on nothing but moans and groans. Not even Tom Hanks cares about it. In fact, he is more interested in other's people's movies. Hey Mr. Hanks, ME TOO! This movie. NO.